Harland Williams

Richard Breggs

Robert Wagner

Edward

Elizabeth Berkley

Maggie

Bob Saget

Nick

Michael Moriarty

Director / Mirkin

William B. Davis

Dr. Hardwin

Connie Stevens

Self

Ed Asner

Davis Aldrich

Shawn Stewart

Shifty Man

Babs Chula

Waitress

Christina Jastrzembska

Lightbulb Lady

Woody Jeffreys

Josh Walton

Ingrid Torrance

Lily

Lesley Ewen

Belinda

Balinder Johal

Housekeeper

Christopher Gaze

Theater Director

Jim Byrnes

Bartender