Lenny Henry

Lenny/Michael Jackson/Prince

Bill Paterson

Dr Gold

Dawn French

Driving Instructor

Ram John Holder

Uncle Norman

Patsy Rowlands

Royalist Housewife

Ben Cole

Journalist/Blob/Salesman

Colin McFarlane

Journalist/Dave

Geoffrey McGivern

Journalist/Emperor

Brian Pettifer

Journalist/Dave

Danny John-Jules

Gary

Stephen Marcus

Policeman/Roman Guard

Duncan Duff

Vicar

Julian Littman

Iroquois Indian

Leon Black

Child Lenny

Jakko Jakszyk

Engineer