Jordan Peele

Rell Williams / Oil Dresden

Keegan-Michael Key

Clarence Goobril / Smoke Dresden

Keanu Reeves

Keanu (voice)

Tiffany Haddish

Hi-C

Method Man

Cheddar

Darrell Britt-Gibson

Trunk

Jason Mitchell

Bud

Luis Guzmán

Bacon

Will Forte

Hulka

Nia Long

Hannah

Rob Huebel

Spencer

Madison Wolfe

Alexis

Richard Holden

Detective Mank

Susan McBrien

Hulka's Mom

Jenny Ballard

Officer Jonah

Ian Casselberry

King Diaz

David A. Cole

Cop #1

Reginal Varice

Cop #2

Nicholas Hayner

Guard #2

Anna Faris

Self (uncredited)