Phil Silvers

Self/Sgt Ernest G. 'Ernie' Bilko

Diana Dors

Self

Sydney Chaplin

Self

Paul Ford

Col. John T. Hall

Joe E. Ross

MSgt. Rupert Ritzik

Harvey Lembeck

Cpl. Rocco Barbella

Allan Melvin

Cpl. Steve Henshaw

Billy Sands

Pvt. Dino Papparelli

Herbie Faye

Cpl. Sam Fender

John Alexander

The General

Bob Hastings

Hotel Doorman