John Lennon

Self / Ticket Salesman / Magician with Coffee / Narrator

Paul McCartney

Self / Major McCartney / Brown Nosed Magician

George Harrison

Self / Magician Looking Through Telescope

Ringo Starr

Self / Talkative Magician

Vivian Stanshall

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Neil Innes

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Larry 'Legs' Smith

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Sam Spoons

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Jan Carson

Stripper

Ivor Cutler

Mr Buster Bloodvessel

Nat Jackley

Rubber Man

Jessie Robins

Aunt Jessica

Derek Royle

Jolly Jimmy

Victor Spinetti

Army Sergeant

Miranda Forbes

Hostess Wendy Winters (as Mandy Weet)

Yannis 'Magic Alex' Alexis Mardas

Himself

Mal Evans

Magician standing in the corner

Linda Lawson

Passenger on Bus

Cynthia Lennon

Self (uncredited)

Julian Lennon

Self (uncredited)