Donald Sutherland

Roger Keller

Suzanne Somers

Abigail Adams

Lawrence Dane

Ralston

Roscoe Lee Browne

Paxton

Dabney Coleman

Dickerson

Sean McCann

Jake

Chief Dan George

Oscar

John Dehner

Senator

Gary Reineke

Colonel

David Steinberg

Talk Show Host

Craig Russell

Talk Show Guest

Sean Sullivan

Dean Collier

Michael Wincott

Peter

Catherine O'Hara

Audrey

Douglas Campbell

Critchett Sr.

Jonathan Welsh

Critchett Jr.

Patricia Collins

Mrs. Ralston

Robert Christie

Frances / Henry

Maury Chaykin

Kanook

Heath Lamberts

Mr. Farkus