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Harry 'Flash' Gordon

Mel Smith

Billy Evans

Alison Steadman

Doreen

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Mike the Throat

Alfred Molina

DC Rogers

James Marcus

DC Fleming

Phil Daniels

Terry

Kate Hardie

Sue

Ian Dury

Teddy Bryant

Ray Winstone

Timmy

Albie Woodington

Paul

Ron Cook

'The Wasp'

Alun Armstrong

Blackpool Police Sergeant

John Salthouse

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Prunella Gee

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Kenny Ireland

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Stephen Churchett

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Freddie Davies

Referee

John Benfield

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Eric Richard

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