Summary

Ferrara's dying. Her girlfriend loves her, but it's not enough. Rent's due, she's too broke to even see a doctor. She's got jury duty coming up, and she can't get out of it over the phone. But at Ellis Bevilacqua's Office, she can learn the ways of astral projection meditation and true psychic magic for only thirty five dollars a session. Her life is falling apart. But she's going to... Quit Smoking Today.