Harry Enfield

Sir Norbert Smith

Melvyn Bragg

Interviewer

Renée Asherson

Lady Norbert

Simon Godley

Barney

Charles Pemberton

Policeman

Moray Watson

Sir Donald Stuffy

Josie Lawrence

Ruby Lawrence

Felicity Montagu

Cecilia Johanson

Catherine Chevalier

Mary Beethoven

Joe McGann

Brian Beale/Ken

Jenny Funnell

Eileen

Geoffrey Chater

Cyril Freebody

Con O'Neill

Davy Throb

Amanda Walker

Mrs. Wilson

Barbara Windsor

Greenham Women's Leader

Kenneth Connor

Greenham Officer