Carlos Larkin

Narrator (voice)

Edward D. Wood Jr.

Glen / Glenda (archive footage)

Jackie Coogan

Dr. Aranya (archive footage)

Noah Hathaway

Harry Potter Jr. (archive footage)

Don Sullivan

Regg (archive footage)

Phyllis Diller

Camille Salamander (archive footage)

Warren Beatty

Lyle Rogers (archive footage)

Dustin Hoffman

Chuck Clarke (archive footage)

Vic Savage

Martin Gordon (archive footage)

Lea Thompson

Beverly Switzler (archive footage)

Jim Kelly

Black Belt Jones (archive footage)

Robert De Niro

Jon Rubin (archive footage)

Barbara Bach

Alice Brandt (archive footage)

Jeannie Bell

T.N.T. Jackson (archive footage)

George Barrows

Ro-Man (archive footage)

Darren McGavin

Red (archive footage)

Zandor Vorkov

Count Dracula (archive footage)

John Bloom

Frankenstein's Monster (archive footage)

Tor Johnson

Lobo (archive footage)

Jackie Gleason

Buford T. Justice (archive footage)