Leo Rossi

Michael Misery

Gary Ross

Redwood Stump

Robert Costanzo

Grandpa Miserio

Debbe Dunning

Ima Barrister

Lou Ferrigno

Quazzie

Paula Barbieri

Mary Kay Misery

Abe Vigoda

Don Frito Layleone

Erik Estrada

Erik Estrada

Sherman Hemsley

Rev. Scheister

Nell Carter

Courtroom Singer

Rochelle Swanson

Stripper

Kristi Ducati

Brunette Bus Babe

Pat Morita

Judge

Roddy Piper

Himself

Norm Crosby

F. Me Weakly

Joyce Brothers

Dr. Joyce Brothers

John Capodice

Lt. Al Dente