Danny DeVito

Vic De Salvo

Rhea Perlman

Francine Kester

Gerrit Graham

Parker Braithwaite

Bernadette Birkett

Mrs. Sweeney

Barry Corbin

Colonel

Louis Giambalvo

Goody DeSalvo

Ronny Graham

Cap'n Andy

Huntz Hall

Benny Bentson

Basil Hoffman

Frank Friedlander

Kevin McCarthy

Wes Vandergelder

John Megna

Al

Michael Richards

Sal

Ron Rifkin

TV Director

Joe Santos

Tony

Vincent Schiavelli

Skip Imperali

Frank Sivero

Bruno

Mark L. Taylor

Ken

George Wendt

Mr. Sweeney

Steve Allen

Steve Allen

Jayne Meadows

Jayne Meadows