Michael Bentine

The Sandwich Man

Dora Bryan

Mrs. De Vere

Harry H. Corbett

Stage Door Keeper

Bernard Cribbins

Photographer

Diana Dors

First Billingsgate Lady

Ian Hendry

Policeman Motor Cycle

Stanley Holloway

Park Gardener

Wilfrid Hyde-White

Lord Uffingham

Michael Medwin

Sewer Man

Ron Moody

Rowing Coach

Anna Quayle

Second Billingsgate Woman

Terry-Thomas

Scout Master

Norman Wisdom

Boxing Vicar

Suzy Kendall

Sue

John Le Mesurier

Religious Sandwich Man

Warren Mitchell

Gipsy Sid

Burt Kwouk

Ice Cream Man

Marianne Stone

Uncredited

Skip Martin

Edgar

Aubrey Morris

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