Jonathan Meades

Himself - Presenter / Various Characters

Christopher Biggins

Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various

Michael Fenton Stevens

Taxi Driver

Matthew Ashforde

Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer

Katharine Page

Old Alice

Peter Clarke

Male Nun

Keith Allen

Himself

Marco Pierre White

Himself

Gary Rhodes

Himself

Janet Street-Porter

Herself

Luis Buñuel

Himself (archive footage)