Jim Dale

Christopher Columbus

Bernard Cribbins

Mordecai Mendoza

Maureen Lipman

Countess Esmeralda

Peter Richardson

Bart Columbus

Alexei Sayle

Achmed

Rik Mayall

The Sultan

Charles Fleischer

Pontiac

Larry Miller

The Chief

Nigel Planer

The Wazir

Leslie Phillips

King Ferdinand

June Whitfield

Queen Isabella of Castille

Julian Clary

Don Juan Diego

Sara Crowe

Fatima

Holly Aird

Maria

Keith Allen

Pepi the Poisoner

Daniel Peacock

Tonto the Torch

Chris Langham

Hubba

Rebecca Lacey

Chiquita

Jack Douglas

Marco the Cereal Killer

Don Henderson

The Bosun