Eric Idle

Dirk McQuickly/The Narrator/S.J. Krammerhead

Neil Innes

Ron Nasty

Ricky Fataar

Stig O'Hara

Michael Palin

Eric Manchester

Mick Jagger

Self - Rock Star

George Harrison

The Interviewer (Jimmy “The Wallasey Warbler” Climmer)

John Belushi

Ron Decline

Dan Aykroyd

Brian Thigh

Bill Murray

Bill Murray the K.

Bianca Jagger

Martini McQuickly

Gilda Radner

Mrs. Emily Pules

Gwen Taylor

Mrs. Iris Mountbatten / Chastity

Ronnie Wood

Hells Angel

Paul Simon

Self - Interviewee

Gary Weis

Photographer getting off train

Jeannette Charles

The Queen

Lorne Michaels

Sleazy Merchandiser