Danny Nucci

Benny Rodriguez

Chauncey Leopardi

Squints

Sarah Deakins

Sara Santorelli

Brandon Olds

Two Ton

Cainan Wiebe

Ryan

Samuel Patrick Chu

Wok

Meshach Peters

Q

Luke Perry

Tommy Santorelli

Chris Gauthier

Officer Pork Chop

Paul Jarrett

Earl Needman

Alexander Ludwig

E.J.

Leila Johnson

Judy

Peter Grasso

Bud

Michael Antonakos

Lou

Jay Brazeau

Doctor Parker

Brendan Beiser

Umpire

Jason Bryden

Theater Manager / Usher

Michael Adamthwaite

Dodger Pitcher

Malcolm Scott

Agent

Sonja Bennett

Pearl